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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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