only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Canada's army

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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