- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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