Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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whos gay? you are

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is worse than hell?

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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YOLO

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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maddie latino

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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