knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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weiner? balls

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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