An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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