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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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S.O.P.A

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Canida

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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