- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did he die? He was sick.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

like my drawing of a white person?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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