A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Working hard or hardly working????

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Sex. That is all.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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