Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Ryan Chang is funny.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

123 Main street

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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