Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

penis hehehehe

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

The WNBA.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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