I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Tennesse

Women"s Rights

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Poopsack Jones

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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