Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Left. That one direction...

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Period Blood

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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