How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Penis in a box.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

women leaving the kitchen

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

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