What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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the your face joke

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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