- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

I only like NY as a friend.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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