What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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