So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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