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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A fat boy walked into a party

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A seal walks into a club.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Where's my tractor?

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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