Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What abou three times

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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The Holocaust

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Womens' rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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