- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

women leaving the kitchen

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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