Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Womens Rights.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Don't think of granny porn

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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