Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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