Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Rebecca Black.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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