- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

guess what? chicken butt.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Penis in a box.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Left. That one direction...

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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