Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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