What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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a black guy leaves prison

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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