What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's up? The sky.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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