- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A fat boy walked into a party

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

It's your mother, open the door.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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