- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock Knock It's Open!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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