I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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