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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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