- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Penis in a box.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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