How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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