How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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want to go home? yea

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austins gay lolololol

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Obama-Care

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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This is not a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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