- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Asians

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

It says so on your cap.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

tim rafter died no one cared

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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