- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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