- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Poopsack Jones

My friends are like trampolines I have none

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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