why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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I'm gay.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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The WNBA.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Your mom

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Your mom goes to college

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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