- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What sucks?

minced oaths

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A fat boy walked into a party

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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