- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Ancient Greeks rights

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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