If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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women leaving the kitchen

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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