- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Women's sports.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

knock knock go away ok

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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