What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What is next?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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