Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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