- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's up? The sky.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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