Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Baseball

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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World Peace

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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