2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

It says so on your cap.

c+t+c?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

YOU IS DUM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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