Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Women's rights.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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