Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Potato

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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DOWN

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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poop

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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