- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is worse than hell?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

People Eating Tasty Animals

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Chuck Norris

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