- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

guess what chicken butt

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Compton

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Tennesse

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Rebecca Black

women leaving the kitchen

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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