Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Penis!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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