-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Left. That one direction...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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