- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

I only like NY as a friend.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

who eats pencils asians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Hey, Max!!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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