- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

who smells? •Liam

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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