Women Voting

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

This is not a good joke.

Canida

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Who has downs this joke

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Wats a joke?

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How much is an abortion? A life

Whats 0+0 0

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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