- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A seal walks into a club.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Steve Jobs.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

women

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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