- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Will gropes Ebola victims

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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