A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Amputations.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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