- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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