- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A man farted. Another man walked away.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Sex. That is all.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What is worse

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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