What is brown and sticky?

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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