- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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