- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Women's sports.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Mexican walks into a club.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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