How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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knock knock go away ok

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Penis.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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