Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

AVI IS A FAG

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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