Du bist mein Kampf

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

That's Racist

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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