Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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