Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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