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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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¿melano?

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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cot!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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