Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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German sausage is the wurst

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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wow garlic, yum

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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8============D PEN1S

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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I'm not here.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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