Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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