jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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