Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What sucks?

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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