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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What is brown and sticky?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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