Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What is next?

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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