- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Hitler was Jewish.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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