Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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