how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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poop

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Homework.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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potato farming

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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