What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Tennesse

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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who smells? •Liam

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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