How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Poopsack Jones

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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