Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Lil' Wayne

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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