A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Womens' rights.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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like for a handjob.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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